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Sidhartha Mallya
“ First SRK, now this...everyone loves a good scandal. Why can't ppl just enjoy the cricket...has everyone forgotten chris' 100 last night? ”
Fake News
“ Shah Rukh Khan banned for 5 years by MCA. Salman Khan *likes* Mumbai Cricket Association page on Facebook. #SRK #IPL5 ”
Shekhar Kapur
“ With such volatile events affecting millions y is media obsessed by ordinariness of 1 mans volatility at a cricket stadium? ”
Rajdeep Sardesai
“ Didnt hear Lalu say ban IPL when his son was drafted for Delhi Daredevils where he was given a contract without playing a single match! ”
Gayatri Reddy
“ Don ko 11 mulko ki police nahi pakad saki but wankhede stadium ke guard ne pakad liya. Great achievement. #JokeOfTheDay #IPL #IPL5 ”
The Fake Times
“ Mumbai Cricket Association to show film Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge #DDLJ in wankhede stadium tonight . SRK to be chief guest. #KKR ”
Stephen Mangan
“ Now where did I put my England flag (cricket) and my German one (football)? #COYBM ”
Comedy Central India
“ Shah Rukh Khan was just playing Gaali Cricket at Wankhede. #SRK ”
Tim Lovejoy
“ Thank god for the cricket!! ”
Chennai Super Kings
“ Delhi Daredevils beat Kings XI Punjab by 6 wickets! Now we need 1 more result in our favour... ”
David 'Bumble' Lloyd
“ Tuffers has just said ,"there is a lot of cricket in this paper " Cat , that's why it's called The Cricket Paper" ”
Harsha Bhogle
“ sleepy, pleasant, charming, friendly dharamshala over-run by rude, loutish people apparently here for the cricket. ”